Shawn Ambrose, a.k.a. "Capella Rocks"
Revealed
Capella's Cheerleader Extraordinaire!
 Of
all the thugs and goons at Capella, none has shown such vicious
persistence in abusive attacks against students than "Capella
Rocks."
While his full identity has been
known to us since he began his vitriolic and unfounded drivel immediately
after lawful complaints were filed against Capella University with
a variety of Federal Law enforcement agencies, Shawn has served as
Capella University's cheerleader, sine qua
non, for spewing
spittle all over the Internet. His pestilence has even exceeded
that of Capella's Poster Child,
Vickie Cook. Shawn Ambrose has, not surprisingly,
finally revealed himself on another
board on the Internet by stating - using one of his most common
usernames (he has used many) - "Capella Rocks" - that:
"I'm in the adjunct pool there [Andrew Jackson University] , so
I should reveal that . . "
(This may be verified via a simple Google
search). In addition to touting his esteemed
position at the highly acclaimed Andrew Jackson University,
Shawn Ambrose always refuses to mention in his attacks
regarding the matters documented on this site that as Capella's cheerleader,
he was :
- NOT enrolled in any of the classes involved
in the complaints filed against Capella University
- NOT a student in any of the courses as those
who complained
- NOT attending classes in any programs at the
time the original complaints were filed
- NOT taking classes at Capella University during
the quarter in which the original complaints were filed.
As a result of Shawn Ambrose's endless crusade to attack others
on matters in which he was not involved (in any way), it’s
time for the truth to be told. For just a small sample of the his
drivel, be sure to visit:
In addition to the information he disclosed revealing
his stature as a fine member of Andrew Jackson University's esteemed "adjunct
faculty pool," as
well as his chronic attacks on those who have
the integrity to tell the truth about Capella University, even his
"friends" provide what we believe is an accurate description of him.
Shawn Ambrose appears to be so incrediblbly arrogant that he regular adds the
the following signature to his posts:
Capella Rocks
B.A. - Shippensburg University
M.B.A. - University of Akron
Ph.D. in progress - Capella University
(Note he has not finished a "Ph.D." from Capella but insists attaching
the title to his name anyway.) As just noted, his "friends" describe
someone deserving of far less. One of these friends states:
| "Hello Shawn Ambrose. I can't see you teaching, all I
can see you doing is spinning around in the booth chair,
drunk off your a**, trying to dj during "All-Star
Weekend." |
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Impressed? We're not! Frankly, we can't see Shawn Ambrose teaching
either - in fact, we find it appalling that anyone would consider
alllowing him to teach. In addition
to his notorious past shrouded in drug and alcohol abuse, it should
be noted that Shawn Ambrose:
...Is a Good Boy Scout?
In one of his bios posted on the Internet, Shawn Ambrose
reveals that he spends time "working with the Boy Scouts. " Rather
hypocritical, to say the least, that he is unable to observe
some of the most basic elements of the "Boy
Scout Oath!"
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Here are just a couple portions
of the Boy Scout Oath that Shawn Ambrose apparently
hasn't heard of before:
". . . To help other people at all times; . . .
There are many people who need you. Your cheerful smile
and helping hand will ease the burden of many who need
assistance. By helping out whenever possible, you are
doing your part to make this a better world."
Attacking those who are fighting to uphold the laws
of the land that protect those with disabilities shows
just how well Shawn Ambrose strives to "ease the
burden of many who need assistance!"
". . . and morally straight.
To be a person of strong character, your relationships
with others should be honest and open. You should respect
and defend the rights of all people. Be clean in your
speech and actions, and remain faithful in your religious
beliefs. The values you practice as a Scout will help
you shape a life of virtue and self-reliance."
You go, girl! Just think of what a
wonderful world this would be if everyone modeled Shawn
Ambrose's ability to "respect and defend the rights
of all people."
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. . . What About Being "Physically
Strong?"
Pathetically, in some of his posts on the Internet, Shawn
Ambrose discusses his past history of abusing his body
- we can't help but wonder if his incessant attacks on
others are the result of brain damage caused by this
abuse. We can only hope that Shawn Ambrose became a Boy
Scout AFTER his drinking days! Hmmm...
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". . . To keep myself physically strong,
. . .
Take care of your body so that it will
serve you well for an entire lifetime. That means
eating nutritious foods, getting enough sleep,
and exercising regularly to build strength and
endurance. it also means avoiding harmful drugs,
alcohol, tobacco, and anything else that can
harm your health."
As noted on another
web site, a couple of his buddies reminisce about
the good 'ole days while employed at a radio station:
| "My
fondest memories while working at **** were
the people: . . . Ambrose . . . to name a few....for
good, bad or drunken worse it was the differnece
[sic] that made working there fun." |
| "When
Ambrose stopped drinking, Iron City must have
gone under!" |
To which Shawn Ambrose proclaims (we've quoted him
verbatim - including the cute little smiley face):
| You
paint an ugly picture of me - but it's true
:-) Yes, I did a show or 2 [sic] "under the
influence". [sic] |
We wonder how
many of Shawn's "listeners" were aware
of his apparent inebriation?!
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...Then There's that Burning Thing
about God
and drugs . . . and alcohol. . . and porn . . . and . . .
Shawn Ambrose provides a "personal testimony" on
a "Latter-day
Saints" (Mormon) web site regarding some of his other
little problems:
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"The
Story of Shawn
Your Name: Shawn Ambrose
Your Country: USA
Your Story:
I bear my witness that the Book of Mormon
is TRUE. Before I came into the  Church, I was into
drugs, alcohol & pornography.
One day two sisters came to my door and I felt
something that said I shold [sic] let them in. It took
a while, but one night I sat down and started reading
the Book of Mormon. I was reading in Alma 32, how faith
was like a seed. I prayed and felt the burning of the
Spirit. I knew it was true!!
My life has turned around, having the Lord
on my side. Seven years later, I now look at my eternal
companion, my three children Born in the Covenant,
(with #4 due in April), and ask, how did I deserve
to be so blessed.
The Book Of Mormon is true, the Church is TRUE, and
we are led by a prophet!
Shawn Ambrose"
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Capella University must be very proud in allowing high-and-mighty students learners,
like Shawn Ambrose, to attack other students at every possibility
he gets - but then again, Shawn Ambrose is what most would refer
to as a "little kissy." Such a fine, outstanding "citizen!" Yeeech!
Shawn Ambrose's Drivel and Spittle:
As already noted, Shawn Ambrose has made it his personal mission
to flame
and attack those who have spoken out against the
corrupt and vile practices at Capella University. As a result of
Shawn Ambrose's continual unsolicited flaming and harassment, outside
of Capella University, a written complaint was sent to the Army
National Guard - of which he nearly always manages to tell everyone
he belongs to, in the same breath that he utters that he is a "PhD
Learner" (please bow and observe a moment of silence). In
the response that was received back from the National Guard, Shawn's
little problems with drugs and alcohol were also confirmed. Perhaps
his brain is just too fried to function properly. We'll post portions
of that letter, along with some of Shawn's other vile attacks,
in the near future.
For now, don't forget to view copies of his venom on our Shawn
Ambrose Drivel and Spittle Page - be sure to bring
your pompoms!
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